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Hai I'm meli, i enjoy pizza, cats, and tea. I live in La Puente, CA. 626 SGV. I love music, mainly punk and ska
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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000


sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”



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choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years


stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender


fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies


interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me


wifipassworcl:

first things first i’m the real….estate salesperson for your area hi how are you would you be interested in a free property appraisal?


putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that


monobeartheater:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

fuck u i am absolutely reblogging it for the dog get that dude out of this video give me more dog


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