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Drink Tea & Hail The Cat Lord

Hai c: welcome to my blog, i really do not stick to one topic here, sometimes the blog cand be triggering, so you have been warned. oh and i love Ghost Town <3 you guys should like follow them at Officialghosttown.tumblr.com

yesivegonetothehillsagain:

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

If I could put people on vibrate we sure as hell wouldn’t be talking


treeslug:

dididididickcopter

treeslug:

dididididickcopter


Apr 21st at 11PM / via: maliciousmelons / op: tittily / 213,537 notes

tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the frick

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA


graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: florawrsaurus / 178,683 notes
johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: 1nd2rd3st / 100,321 notes

dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: acklesism-has-moved / 180,749 notes

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: oomshi / 482,134 notes

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: yadoking-moved / 304,657 notes

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