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Drink Tea & Hail The Cat Lord

Hai c: welcome to my blog, i really do not stick to one topic here, sometimes the blog cand be triggering, so you have been warned. oh and i love Ghost Town <3 you guys should like follow them at Officialghosttown.tumblr.com

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: florawrsaurus / 139,608 notes
johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: 1nd2rd3st / 93,764 notes

dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: acklesism-has-moved / 176,927 notes

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: oomshi / 474,791 notes

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: yadoking-moved / 303,052 notes

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence


catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents


Apr 18th at 8PM / via: pizza / op: shego / 1,155,593 notes

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people


amy-rory-melody:

vaginaboiwithabowtie:

Dobby’s first and last words.

You know what fuck this gifset


followthewestwind:

"We come from the earth, we return to the earth, and in between we garden." by Abby Lanes on Flickr.

followthewestwind:

"We come from the earth, we return to the earth, and in between we garden." by Abby Lanes on Flickr.